Jun 9 2012 :: by Alex Yumashev
Continuing the "IT-humor" series of posts (previous: What If Drivers Were Hired Like Programmers
) here goes:
Definitions of DesignationsProject Manager
is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. Developer
is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. Onsite Coordinator
is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.Client
is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. Marketing Manager
is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.Resource Optimization Team
thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.Documentation Team
thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months. Quality Auditor
is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby. Tester
is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby. HR Manager
is a person who thinks that...
a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 MonthsAuthor unknown. Found this on a picture
Alex has founded Jitbit in 2005 and is a software engineer passionate about customer support.