OK, so everyone's talking about proactive customer service these days. Which is - helping a customer before they actually ask for help.
While this sounds very nice and all, in reality you're mostly annoyed by all these stupid overly excited intrusive canned messages.
There are soooo many "best practices" posts for support agents out there. But almost none for angry customers! How can you speed up case resolution? What do you do to expedite a response? How to fill in your requests efficiently? What are the hacks to poke an unresponsive agent?